Even though it sounds like I'm describing the Governator, Arnold will never come close to being the bad boy Charlie Sheen is....especially these days..... It just doesn't matter that you look like a pile of smoked butts when you're winning.
SO....on that note.
We're paying tribute to the women who've had the b*lls to enter the funhouse called Charlie Sheen, only to come out the other side laughing maniacally....literally.
Paula Profitt
At age 16, Sheen fathered a child with her. He set her up with a house and trust fund so she wouldn't abort the baby.
Winona Ryder
Caught shoplifting in Beverly Hills in 2001 which translated into 3 years probation. Apparently she was high during her trial.
Heidi Fleiss
Moving on.
Cathy St.George
Playmate of the month for August 1982. He puts his bib on, playboy bunnies are on the menu.
Kelly Preston
They got engaged in 1990 and then he accidentally shot her in the arm. So she went for someone normal like John Travolta.
Ginger Lynn
Convicted in 1991 for falsifying a tax return. She once said, " It wasn't that Charlie wasn't a good lover, he just needed to learn to pay attention to someone other than himself..."
Stephanie Seymour
She couldn't decide between Axl Rose and the Warlock.
Heather Hunter
Porn star. She was inducted into the Adult Video Hall of Fame in 2003.
Donna Peele
She and he got hitched in 2005. Also that year, he admitted under oath that he had spent 50k on prostitutes. The winning begins.
Brittany Ashland
Sheen was charged with misdemeanor battery against Brittany. Later that year, he overdosed on cocaine.
Summer Altice
Playboy playmate. Porn star and esteemed academy nominee for her role in " The Scorpion King".
Brooke Mueller
Sheen was arrested on domestic violence charges against Brooke. He spent 30 days in jail. She lost custody of their twin boys to her parents after she allegedly pawned off jewelry to buy crack.
Capri Anderson
Porn star. She was with Sheen at the New York Plaza Hotel the infamous night he caused 7k damages to his room. She locked herself in the washroom to protect herself. We soon discovered he couldn't get it up and his career was just about done.
Gigi was with Sheen when the paramedics arrived after his famous 36-hour sex-and-drug bender crash.
So was this porn star.
Bree Olson
Porn star and Penthouse pet. Bree is one of Charlie's current GFs. She retired from porn to be with the winner, stating: "As long as I'm with Charlie. Be sure you put that in there though. 'As long as I'm with Charlie, I am retired.' "
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